Accounting Joke No. 2
A HR manager was interviewing potential candidates for a job in his company.
He first interviewd an engineer:
Manager : “What’s 2+2?”
Engineer: “Oh, precisely 4″
He thanked the engineer. Next, he interviewed a lawyer:
Manager: “What’s 2+2?”
Lawyer: “Well, I would advice you that it could be either 4 or 2 squared”
He thanked the lawyer. Next, he interviewed an accountant:
Manager: “What’s 2+2?”
The accountant got up, closes the door, pulls the drapes, dims the light, and asks in a hush voice: “What do you want it to be?”
